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Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:

Pathan Funny sms Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se: 1) Wo meri nawasi hai? (She is my eighty nine) 2) Me ek Aam Admi hun? (I am a Mango man) 3) Mujhe English Aati hai?...

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Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar,

Funny Poetry sms Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar, Tumhe kya khabar hy, huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte h Virano me ja kr Daman phela kr Aansu baha kr Tumhe kya khabar h HuM apne KHUDA...

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BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj

Husband Wife Funny sms BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj Friend: Yaar Meri BV Ghussa Bohat Karti Hy. 2nd: Meri Bhi Pehly Karti Thi, Magar Ab Nahi Karti. 1st: Tum Ne Kya ilaj Kiya? 2nd: 1 Din Ghussy me Thi....

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Waqeel: Talaq krwany k 10 hazar ropy loo ga.

Funny Picture mms The post Waqeel: Talaq krwany k 10 hazar ropy loo ga. appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu.

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Funny sms- Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay?

Funny Eid sms Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay? Husband Ghussay Sey: Mujhay He Zibah Kar Lo Wife Pyar Sey: Gadhay Ki Sirf Kamaai Halaal Hay, Qurbani Nahi:-@:-D The post Funny sms- Wife: Aap...

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Dengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen

Dengue Fever sms Life Me kitne b Dukh milen Gham milen apne aansu beh jane dena unhen rokna mt Q K ruke hue pani me hi Dengui  macchar ande deta hai. Be safe Shahbaz Sharif:-D Incoming search...

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Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

Hindi funny sms India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula. Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha “Gandhi G Ki Dhoti” Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:...

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Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Funny sms Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla. Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga. Authorities ne puchha kaise?? Woh bola: 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke. Pakistani bola: 90...

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Funny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya

Funny Sardar sms Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gya Cashiar:Ye to nakli hy Srdar:Jama mery account men hun Gy tujy taklef hy Hahahah Gud Mor9g Incoming search terms:love sawal jawab in urdusardar...

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Husband: Muje smj nhi ati k tm mri Ami jesi rotian Q nhi pkati.

Funny Husband Wife sms Hsbnd: Muje smj nhi ati k tm mri Ami jesi rotian Q nhi pkati. . BV: Q k tm wsa ata nhi ghundte Jsa , , Tmhary aba ghondte thay Incoming search terms:sms in hindi heartless...

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Funny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha

Path Funny sms Pathan ki BV mar gai. Wo boht ro raha tha. Sub ne kaha “Chup ho jao. Har aik ko marna hy” . Pathan bola: “Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho, Jub...

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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

Sardar Funny sms Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day Sardar:Night Afsar:Cool Sardar:warm Afsar:Ugly Sardar: pichli Afsr:I said UGLY Sardar:I said PICHHLI Afsr:0h my God Sardar:0h my devil,...

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De. 15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha . Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or...

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Funny sms: Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy

Funny sms ‘Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy, , ‘Warna Achi Baten to ‘NAWAZ,SHARIF’ ne b bahut ki thi,,,! ‘Yaad hy na ,,,? Incoming search terms:urdu shayari sms imagesGud nart hindi sms farwdThe...

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Funny Poetry sms: Arz kiya hai, Aey Sardi itna na itra

Funny Poetry sms Arz kiya Hai… Aey sardi itna na itra….. Agr, Himmat Hai To, June Me a…..:) wah wah wah Mehfil loot li Ustad.. Kia Challenge dia he Sardi ko! Incoming search terms:funny picture sms...

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Funny Urud sms: 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay

Funny urdu sms 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay…. G Sir G, G sahab G, G sarkar G or . . . . . G begum G. =>Samjhey G:) Incoming search terms:best latify sardarfunny waif pic smsbeautiful sms...

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