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Aey ALLAH Pak Jab jab Aap apni Rehmaton k

Dua SMS "Aey ALLAH Pak" Jab jab Aap apni Rehmaton k Darwazay kholein aur pukarein k "Hay koi Rehmat mangny wala,? Hay koi Khushiyan mangny wala,? Hay koi Shifa Mangny wala,? Hay koi Mery "MEHBOOB" ki...

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Ek gila jo mujse ho?

Question SMS 1)Ek gila jo mujse ho? Ans: 2)Ek baat jo muj mai buri ho? Ans: 3)Ek baat jo muj mai achi ho? Ans. 4)Kuch advised mery liye. Ans. EK Dua mery liye' Ans: 6)marne k bd mri kon c bat yad rhe...

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Main AP K LYE KiA HON, Soch k answer dana,

Question SMS Main AP K LYE KiA HON?? Soch k answer dana, Apple: Cigratte: Burger: Drugs: Pain killer: Pizza: Bubble: meaning ap k reply aany pr dia jye ga.REPLY FAST. Answers: Apple: u Love me...

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New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan

Funny SMS New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan... . . . . . . . . . Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay Bilkul Free.

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Yaar zara tooth brush dena merey brush ka

Jokes SMS Sheikh: Yaar zara tooth brush dena merey brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hy. Dukandar: 1 baal he toota hy to naya q leney ay ho. Sheikh: jo toota hy wo akhri tha. :-

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2012 me qayamat ka inkishaf such ho sakta hae

Funny SMS Beraking News! 2012 me qayamat ka inkishaf such ho sakta hae. 2 Ghantay pehlay nasa k through cosmic rays say pata chala hai k Mars nami syara or Earth ka fasla kafi kam ho gya hai. Mars ka...

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Aik poet Daku Ban Gaya

Funny Poetry SMS Aik poet Daku Ban Gaya Bank Mein Daka Dalney Gaya aur Bola Arz Kia Hai Takdeer Mein Jo Hai Vo Miley Ga Handz Up!! Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilay Ga Apnay Kuch Khawab Meri Ankhon Se...

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Dua Dastak Ki Tarha Hoti Hai,

Anmol Moti "GOLDEN WORDS" Dua Dastak Ki Tarha Hoti Hai, Aur Musalsal Dastak Se Darwaaza Khul Hi Jata Hai...!!! DUA MAIN ZAROR YAD RAKHNA .

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Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?

Jokes SMS Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey? Student: shaadi. Miss: mera matlab hai kya bano gey? Student: dulha. Miss: i mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey? Student: dulhan. Miss: IDIOT mera matlab...

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Successful People always have 2 things on their lips

Success SMS Successful People always have 2 things on their lips, Silence & Smile. Smile to solve the problems & Silence to avoid the problems. GD MRNING

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Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen

Jokes SMS 1) POLICE MAN Sab Mujh se darty hyn or me BV se, 2) MOCHI me Juton ki marammat krta hun or BV meri, 3) TEACHER Me College me Lecture deta hun or ghar me sirf sunta hun, 4) OFFICER Me office...

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Apni Ummar Pay Or Pesey Pe Aitebaar Matt Krna kuin

Islamic SMS Great Saying of Hazrat ALI (RAZI ALLAH ANHO) "Apni Ummar Pay Or Pesey Pe Aitebaar Matt Krna kuin K Jo Cheez Ginti Main Aa Jaye, Wo Lazmi Khtam Hony Wali Hay"

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Dunya Tmhein Us Waqt Tk Nai Hra Skti

Anmol Moti 'POSTIVE THOUGHT' "Dunya Tmhein Us Waqt Tk Nai Hra Skti Jb Tk Tm Khud Sy Na Haar Jao. Agr Sb Kuch Kho Kr B Kuch Krnay Ki Himat Baqi Hy Tu Smjho Kuch Nai Khoya"

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Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi ayi or bataya bhi nahi

Funny SMS Maalkin : Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi ayi or bataya bhi nahi?? Nokrani : Baji, maine to Facebook pe status update kar diya tha k, ''Going to gaaon for 3 days'' Sahab Jee ne comment bhi kia tha...

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Personality k lihaz sy mjhy kia hona chahye

Question SMS Personality k lihaz sy mjhy kia hona chahye ? Reply h0nstly. Advertizer Dr. Actor Engineer Dj H0st News caster Teacher Writer Novelist Scholar Leader Model.

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when some1 laughs too much even on stupid things

Cute SMS A lesson in psychology when some1 laughs too much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside... when some1 sleeps a lot, be sure that person is lonely... when some1 doesn't...

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Mat Kar Khaak K Putlay Pe Gharoor o Beniazi Itni

Poetry SMS Mat Kar Khaak K Putlay Pe Gharoor-0-Beniazi Itni Khud Ko Khudi Mein Jhaank Kar Daikh Tujh Mein Rakha Kya Hai (Allama Iqbal)

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Answer these questions…

Question SMS Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz: Q1.Agr Ap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan? A= Q2.Agr Ap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar Sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate? A= Q3.Agr Apko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1...

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Insan Ko Achi Niyat Pe Wo Inaam milty Hain

Islamic SMS Assalam o Allaikum "Insan Ko Achi Niyat Pe Wo Inaam milty Hain, Jo Achy Amal Pe Bi Nahi mlity. KYun K Niyat Me Dikhawa Nahi Hota" HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

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Har lafz mein mohbbat har lafz mein Duaa

Poetry SMS Har lafz mein mohbbat har lafz mein Dua MaQrooz ker dia hai hamain teray khalos ney

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